2/28/12

Today's J. Post cartoon

darn it i thought i told you to check for incendiary material before burning those books united states us army american soldiers running from fire afghanistan muslim outrage koran quran
The Afghan Muslims, as well as the Muslim world in general, are in a tizzy over copies of the Koran being burned by American troops. Supposedly, this happened accidentally while burning a bunch of other religious material with "extremist inscriptions" on them, but it does lead to this obvious--and punny--admonition.

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2/26/12

Manning Aluminium

Concept ideas for a logo. Bid not chosen.

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2/23/12

Today's J. Post cartoon

Back in April of '07, John McCain was about possibly military action against Iran if elected president. In response, he jokingly sang the refrain to the song "Barbara Ann" (most famously covered by the Beach Boys in 1965), altering the lyrics to "Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran..."
Why do I bring this up? Because I just did something similar here:

dont strike iran this act we ban israel if they get the bomb then well lose our calm but dont strike iran till then bibi netanyahu william hague martin dempsey yoshihiko noda turki al faisal mahmoud ahamdinejad wearing lab coat and goggles bent over atomic missile nuke tinkering holding wrench with apologies to the four seasons song parody
In this case, the song being parodied is The Four Seasons' 1963 hit "Walk Like a Man". In recent weeks, so many people have urged Israel not to preemptively attack Iran that I decided to commemorate a sampling of them in a chorus line. (Standing from left to right are UK Foreign Secretary William Hague, US Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Martin Dempsey, Japanese prime minister Yoshihiko Noda, and Saudi diplomat Turki Al-Faisal.)

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2/21/12

Alec the Portal Bunny

Fact 1: Portal the video game and its sequel, Portal 2, base their gameplay around creating linked portals between two surfaces.
Fact 2: Presto, a short animated film, stars a bunny rabbit named Alec who is part of a magician's act involving linked portals between two hats.
So when you combine the peanut butteriness of Valve and the choclatitude of Pixar, what do you get?

test subject alec bunny white rabbit from presto pixar animation holding portal gun yellow glow kirby dots orange jumpsuit valve software
Ladies and gentlemen, the device test subject has been modified!
I may do a follow-up post or two to this...

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2/19/12

Today's J. Post cartoon

hostage negotiations bibi netanyahu television video taped messageabu mazen abbas i heart hamas cap peace process woman tied to chair gun to head pay attention i will return with her to the table under these conditions a building freeze in the west bank and east jerusalem a return to the 1967 borders release of all prisoners we havent made you let go already and one of those better place cars it looks like a sweet ride a free subscription to haaretz two pints of butternut squash ice cream a pony globe world opinion better listen to him you dont want anyone to think youre being difficult do you
Everything is better with ponies. "Better Place", for the uninitiated, is an Israeli company at the forefront of a global electric vehicle revolution.
Also, please note the double meaning of the caption.
UPDATE: A mere two weeks after their last repost, La Boucle d'Occam has featured me yet again. Could this be the start of a trend?

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2/16/12

Today's J. Post cartoon

hah you call these terror attacks back in my day we knew how to commit proper terror attacks report card new delhi tbilisi bangkok must try harder ayatollah mahmoud ahmadinejad toy nuke on wheels propellor beanie cap
Over the past few days, terror attacks have been carried out against Israeli diplomats in India and Georgia, with another one foiled in Thailand. The government's pointing fingers at Iran, primarily because the perpetrators caught in Bangkok are all Iranian, which sounds pretty convincing to me. However, all the damage done has been limited to injuring a diplomat's wife and ruining a car (in New Delhi). Explosives were found near the embassy in Tbilisi and neutralized before they could go off, and the Bangkok terrorists spectacularly bungled their operation before even carrying out their plan, with one accidentally blowing his own legs off. It's certainly a fall from grace for Iran, whose previous contributions to the field of international terrorism include the 1992 Buenos Aires embassy attack and the 1994 AMIA bombing.

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2/14/12

(This Is) You're Pitiful


Yes, today some butthurt troll decided that this cartoon deserved the stunning rejoinder of (drumroll) "This is pitiful". Anonymously, of course. Regrettably for him/her, however, instead of feeling insulted, my mind immediately jumped to one of the many, many amazing songs of Mr. "Weird" Al Yankovic, so that's a FAIL on their part.
(Okay, so maybe I am a bit bitter. Here's a screenshot of the details of said troll's activity on the blog, courtesy of Sitemeter. Any hackers reading this are cordially invited to somehow try and use this info to find 'em and mess with 'em to their hearts' content.)

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2/12/12

Today's J. Post cartoon

i dont understand it how could you veto a resolution against a dictatorship that systematically oppresses and murders its victims call it a sympathy vote usa united states ambassador to the un united nations susan rice unsc security council russia josef stalin china chairman mao
Ladies and germs, welcome to the case of the amazing disappearing nameplate! Yeah, I will readily admit that this is not one of my best cartoons, continuity-wise, layout-wise or perpective-wise. In fact, it's probably one of the very worst. Still, I believe the messaged it conveys is pointed (and humorous) enough. (For those who can't tell, those two blokes in the portraits are Josef Stalin and Mao Tse-tung.) Bonus fact: the look of American ambassador Susan Rice was directly based on the photo accompanying yesterday's newspaper article in which she criticized the veto against the UNSC resolution calling for Syria's Bashar Assad to step down (albeit not quite in the same words), a first in my political cartooning career.

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2/9/12

Today's J. Post cartoon

mks approve salary raise for themselves hobo tramp beggar homeless man lying on bench covered with newspapers im giving myself a raise too from now on ill collect change in two cups instead of one
Yes, Israel's parliamentarians indeed convened to vote themselves a pay raise. Even though they have a semi-excuse about how the old pay rate was based on flawed economics or something like that, there is absolutely no way this could possibly go down well with the public at large with local and world economy in such a worrying state. Politicians, people!

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2/5/12

Today's J. Post cartoon

ban ki moon un united nations israel binyamin bibi netanyahu palestinians fatah mahmous abbas abu mazen fatah ismail haniyeh obscene hand gestures middle finger censored flip the bird double l for loser thumb down
That's Ban Ki-Moon in the middle, asking Israel to make "reciprocal gestures" to help the peace process along. Frankly, the joke about what sort of gestures he thought deserved reciprocity was quite obvious to me.

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2/2/12

ICC Access

Logo pitched for tech consulting company. Not picked.

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