So the way this works is, I was on Freelancer.com and saw somebody posted a job that caught my imagination: draw Freddy Krueger in the shape of an egg, Angry Birds-style. I quickly inked a sketch and sent it in; after a couple of revisions, I won the bid. Then, after I had sent in the pretty-much-finished image, the client informed me that he was having issues with the site's payment process--so he decided to go look for a different bidder on another website, promising that he would not use my version. Why he couldn't just decide to pay me directly without the middleman is beyond me, but it cost me positive ranking on the site as well as money for a job well done.
So here it is.
Adobe Illustrator CS3